Brodie: Impossible, the Easter Bunny Court is down at the other end of the mall, it's been there since two days after Christmas. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there. Our only regret is we didn't get to see the aftermath of drinking the soda, which hopefully turned Stan into a green rage monster with a mean 'stache. I mean, look at you. Gil Hicks: Definitely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. Jay: I never saw a third guy.
Spider-Man 3 Starting off the list at No. That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard! Lois could never have Superman's baby. The guy looks like a date rapist! Brodie: What is this monstrosity? Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court. Brodie: I took you shopping all the time! Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality. Because all the money, all the women, even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person.
Brodie: That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court? You heard how repulsed he sounded. We're just gonna outwit Lafours, X-Men style. Oh, please don't go girl. Brodie: No, you idiot, the fucking mall! Gil Hicks: Something's going on here. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me. Brodie: So you love them? Gill: Who the hell did you see me kiss? Brodie: Not until you tell me what the situation is with you and the Sperminator out there! I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night.
Tell me you wouldn't have popped her. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they strat whipping it out and beating like mad. Don't make me get loose. It's as clear as day! I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. You can either lay on it or shove it between your bodies. Like fix up someone's hair and get phone calls expressing romantic sentiments! I mean, look at you. Look at the score, for Christ's sake.
Why don't you knock it off? Gill: I don't hate gay people! I have some questions that need answering. Brodie: The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a raincheck into my stomach. Brodie: So you love them? So I was constantly searching for someplace to keep my arm while still laying close to her. But sometimes my arm pops out of socket when I'm sleeping like that. You hang out all day, act like you fucking live here. That's when phase two kicks in. Brodie: Look, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid.
Quint: How much do I owe you? I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done you're not the same as before. Brodie: Hey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. They have these new cookies at the cookie stand, you have to try 'em. I wanna do girly things! It's one of the funnier cameos, but c'mon, it's not like Security Guard Stan could have stopped Cap.
Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke? Brodie: Hey guys, you'll never guess who I just met. The ability to banter well with super villains? Jay: Dude, don't encourage him. There the two young men machinate to appear on a game show being staged and also manage to meet comic-book magnate Stan Lee. You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable. You think I care what store in that shitpit dirt mall has the latest Godzilla bootlegs? That's when phase two kicks in.
Over there, that's just a guy in a suit! Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. More like someplace girls dread. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Take it easy before I have you removed from the mall. Of course, the Green Goblin showed up, and he pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place.
It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat.
I saw you kiss, and it was nothing like that. Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. Gil' Hicks: Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. With everyone watching, no less! You're one of those loser fucking mallrat kids. Quint: You know that guy? I attack the structure Wolvie Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin' pin and bickety bam, the motherfucker is rubble.