~Submitted by Jackson Louisianna The ice is slicker than Vaseline on a porn star. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. It seems to me what is called for is an exquisite balance between two conflicting needs: the most skeptical scrutiny of all hypotheses that are served up to us and at the same time a great openness to new ideas. Hard liquor and a hammer oughta fix that You Might Be a Redneck If. He is immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an inexhaustible voice, but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance.
The whole when finished is only the successful presentation of a theme. Please sign-up on the form below to receive my free Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email. Milne Winnie-The-Pooh Know that all people are your brothers and sisters. Perhaps the worthy is also worthless. They become even more treasured when they are wrapped in the currentness of life experiences and not relegated to the past in which they once lived. A man comes into a bar, obviously nervous and obviously in a hurry, walks over to the counter, picks up an empty glass and starts eating it.
You do not need the approval of others. Worthless Sayings - Worthless Quotes Sayings about Worthless Thank you for visiting these Worthless Sayings and Quotes. It's hotter than two hamsters fucking in a wool sock in the summer time. You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway. That boy was shaking like a dog shittin' hammer handles.
If you don't use your head, you might as well have two asses. It's as if collective mental illness doesn't exist except in the vernacular and in contemporary folk myth, where it remains trapped and politically useless. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape. And questions are the breath of life for a conversation. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Only their approaches are different.
Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. I'm hangin' in there like loose teeth. That is why the revolutionary spiritual movements that declare all former things worthless are in the right, for nothing has yet happened. When we are absolutely certain, whether of our worth or worthlessness, we are almost impervious to fear. . You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
It's Hotter n' hell's basement on the day of reckonin'. Thank you, Jonathan Lockwood Huie I believe that everything happens for a reason. You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. You think the stock market has a fence around it. And, when your self-realization does come to light, which it will, your apology will be of little or no value at all'. In conclusion Dwight Eisenhower used an instance of the saying in 1950 and helped to popularize it in 1957; however, he disclaimed credit by ascribing the words to an anonymous soldier.
It's always the same thing with him -- comes and goes without even saying hello. Youngsters need good models more than they need critics. You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Regain the wonder that you had when you were a child -- and the kingdom of God belongs only to those who are able to become children again. You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.
If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui. Both images accessed via Wikimedia Commons. If you have any favorite redneck sayings or you might be a redneck sayings you would like to share with us, I would love to see them. Schuller When people get caught up with that which is right and they are willing to sacrifice for it, there is no stopping point short of victory. There is a they , , I mean there never existed a more worthless set than Byron and his friends for example.
There are millions of people who are living like this. But now the land, supposedly worthless, is seen for what it really is: an incredibly valuable asset. That's worthless as chicken crap on the pump handle. Brown There are no facts, only interpretations. Woodson Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. Shapiro, Quote Page 200, Yale University Press, New Haven. I don't care what level you're at, if you don't teach, you're worthless.
There is nothing I ever need to have. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. In this way, it takes over your mind. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. I have a bladder to do that for me. I realize that in my life I've made so many physical changes and I need to give my spirit time to catch up.